Beaver Always Gets More Wood A Clean T-Shirt
📏 Size guide & fit — Unisex Standard T-Shirt
| Size | Length (in) | Width (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 |
| 5XL | 35 | 32 |
Measurements are garment dimensions in inches. Between sizes? Size up for a relaxed look.
🧵 Fabric & fit — Unisex Standard T-Shirt
- Preshrunk t-shirt in 100% cotton, except:
- Sport Grey: 90% US Cotton / 10% Polyester
- Dark Heather: 50% US Cotton / 50% Polyester or 35% US Cotton / 65% Polyester
- Ash: 99% US Cotton / 1% Polyester
- Seamless twin needle 7/8" collar.
- Taped neck and shoulders. Rolled forward shoulders for better fit.
- Twin needle sleeve and bottom hems. Quarter-turned to eliminate centre crease.
Care: Machine wash at max. 30ºC/86ºF with short spin cycle, inside out with like colors · Do not use bleach · Do not iron · Do not dry clean · Do not tumble dry
"A CLEAN BEAVER ALWAYS GETS MORE WOOD" is printed in playful lettering alongside a charming illustration of a beaver. The vintage retro style uses a color palette of brown, green, orange, cream, and red, evoking a lighthearted, humorous vibe. This design is aimed at those with a love for puns and a sense of fun, making it suitable for gatherings with friends or casual parties. The clever wordplay adds a cheeky twist that resonates with anyone who appreciates a good laugh. It's a quirky piece that can spark smiles and maybe a few playful conversations among friends and family.
Product details
- Print placement
- Front, Back, Front + Back
- Garment options
- 13 styles — unisex & women's tees, hoodies, sweatshirts, tanks, long-sleeve, and kids
- Available sizes
- S–5XL (range varies by garment)
- Material
- Preshrunk t-shirt in 100% cotton (Unisex Standard T-Shirt; blends vary by colour and garment — see Fabric & fit)
- Made to order
- Each item is printed after you order — nothing sits in a warehouse, so we cut needless waste.
- Care
- Machine wash cold inside-out, tumble dry low, and avoid ironing directly on the print.
Questions & answers
What is the humor behind the phrase printed?
The phrase plays on a double entendre, creating a cheeky joke about beavers and their association with wood, which adds an element of fun to the shirt.
How does the vintage style contribute to the design?
The vintage retro style enhances the humor, giving it a nostalgic feel that appeals to those who appreciate classic designs and playful wordplay.
Who would likely wear this shirt?
This shirt is suited for anyone with a great sense of humor, especially those who enjoy puns and quirky, playful designs.
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