Beers Don't Complain When I Finish In 2 Minutes T-Shirt
📏 Size guide & fit — Unisex Standard T-Shirt
| Size | Length (in) | Width (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 |
| 5XL | 35 | 32 |
Measurements are garment dimensions in inches. Between sizes? Size up for a relaxed look.
🧵 Fabric & fit — Unisex Standard T-Shirt
- Preshrunk t-shirt in 100% cotton, except:
- Sport Grey: 90% US Cotton / 10% Polyester
- Dark Heather: 50% US Cotton / 50% Polyester or 35% US Cotton / 65% Polyester
- Ash: 99% US Cotton / 1% Polyester
- Seamless twin needle 7/8" collar.
- Taped neck and shoulders. Rolled forward shoulders for better fit.
- Twin needle sleeve and bottom hems. Quarter-turned to eliminate centre crease.
Care: Machine wash at max. 30ºC/86ºF with short spin cycle, inside out with like colors · Do not use bleach · Do not iron · Do not dry clean · Do not tumble dry
"BEERS DON'T COMPLAIN WHEN I FINISH IN 2 MINUTES" is boldly displayed in straightforward typography, creating a humorous, no-nonsense vibe. The text is presented in white on a contrasting background, making it immediately legible and attention-grabbing. This design speaks to anyone who enjoys a light-hearted take on drinking culture, especially those who appreciate quick, casual humor. It's perfect for gatherings with friends or casual hangouts where laughter is guaranteed. The straightforward message resonates well with beer enthusiasts and anyone who enjoys a clever joke about their drinking speed. With its playful and bold statement, this tee is sure to elicit chuckles from fellow beer lovers, creating a fun atmosphere wherever it's worn.
Product details
- Print placement
- Front, Back, Front + Back
- Garment options
- 13 styles — unisex & women's tees, hoodies, sweatshirts, tanks, long-sleeve, and kids
- Available sizes
- S–5XL (range varies by garment)
- Material
- Preshrunk t-shirt in 100% cotton (Unisex Standard T-Shirt; blends vary by colour and garment — see Fabric & fit)
- Made to order
- Each item is printed after you order — nothing sits in a warehouse, so we cut needless waste.
- Care
- Machine wash cold inside-out, tumble dry low, and avoid ironing directly on the print.
Questions & answers
What does the printed phrase mean?
The phrase humorously suggests that beers are non-judgmental about how quickly they are consumed, appealing to those who enjoy a lighthearted approach to drinking.
Who would enjoy wearing this shirt?
This shirt is aimed at beer enthusiasts who appreciate jokes about drinking culture, particularly those who enjoy social gatherings.
Is the white text part of a larger design?
No, the white text is the main focus of the shirt, emphasizing the humorous phrase without additional graphics.
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