Griswold Family Christmas Funny Holiday T-Shirt
📏 Size guide & fit — Unisex Standard T-Shirt
| Size | Length (in) | Width (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 |
| 5XL | 35 | 32 |
Measurements are garment dimensions in inches. Between sizes? Size up for a relaxed look.
🧵 Fabric & fit — Unisex Standard T-Shirt
- Preshrunk t-shirt in 100% cotton, except:
- Sport Grey: 90% US Cotton / 10% Polyester
- Dark Heather: 50% US Cotton / 50% Polyester or 35% US Cotton / 65% Polyester
- Ash: 99% US Cotton / 1% Polyester
- Seamless twin needle 7/8" collar.
- Taped neck and shoulders. Rolled forward shoulders for better fit.
- Twin needle sleeve and bottom hems. Quarter-turned to eliminate centre crease.
Care: Machine wash at max. 30ºC/86ºF with short spin cycle, inside out with like colors · Do not use bleach · Do not iron · Do not dry clean · Do not tumble dry
"GRISWOLD’S FAMILY CHRISTMAS CHEAP, LYING, NO-GOOD, ROTTEN, FOUR-FLUSHING, LOW-LIFE, SNAKE-LICKING, DIRT-EATING, INBRED, OVERTUFFED, IGNORANT, BLOOD-SUCKING, DOG-KISSING, BRAINLESS, DICKLESS, HOPELESS, HEARTLESS, FAT-ASSD, BUG-EYED, STIFF-LEGGED, SPOTTY-LIPPED, WORM-HEADED, SACK OF MONKEY SHIT HE IS!" sprawls across this shirt in a chaotic mix of red, green, and brown. The vintage retro style evokes nostalgia for classic holiday films, making it a humorous nod to family gatherings gone awry. Ideal for those who appreciate sarcastic humor and enjoy referencing iconic movie moments. This design captures the essence of holiday chaos and laughter, fitting for festive parties or casual get-togethers. It's a shirt that resonates with fans of outrageous family antics and those who love to poke fun at holiday traditions.
Product details
- Print placement
- Front, Back, Front + Back
- Garment options
- 13 styles — unisex & women's tees, hoodies, sweatshirts, tanks, long-sleeve, and kids
- Available sizes
- S–5XL (range varies by garment)
- Material
- Preshrunk t-shirt in 100% cotton (Unisex Standard T-Shirt; blends vary by colour and garment — see Fabric & fit)
- Made to order
- Each item is printed after you order — nothing sits in a warehouse, so we cut needless waste.
- Care
- Machine wash cold inside-out, tumble dry low, and avoid ironing directly on the print.
Questions & answers
What does the printed text refer to?
The text humorously lists a series of insults, drawing from the comedic elements of a well-known holiday film, capturing the spirit of family chaos.
How would you describe the style of the design?
The design features a vintage retro style, combining various colors reminiscent of classic holiday aesthetics, perfect for anyone who enjoys nostalgia.
Who is this design likely to resonate with?
It appeals to fans of holiday comedies, especially those who enjoy sarcastic humor and memorable movie quotes during the festive season.
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