Zombie Survival Strategy 1% Actual Knowledge T-Shirt
📏 Size guide & fit — Unisex Standard T-Shirt
| Size | Length (in) | Width (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 |
| 5XL | 35 | 32 |
Measurements are garment dimensions in inches. Between sizes? Size up for a relaxed look.
🧵 Fabric & fit — Unisex Standard T-Shirt
- Preshrunk t-shirt in 100% cotton, except:
- Sport Grey: 90% US Cotton / 10% Polyester
- Dark Heather: 50% US Cotton / 50% Polyester or 35% US Cotton / 65% Polyester
- Ash: 99% US Cotton / 1% Polyester
- Seamless twin needle 7/8" collar.
- Taped neck and shoulders. Rolled forward shoulders for better fit.
- Twin needle sleeve and bottom hems. Quarter-turned to eliminate centre crease.
Care: Machine wash at max. 30ºC/86ºF with short spin cycle, inside out with like colors · Do not use bleach · Do not iron · Do not dry clean · Do not tumble dry
"My Brain: 1% Actual Knowledge 99% Zombie Survival Strategy" is boldly printed in striking typography, combining a humorous take on knowledge with a survival theme. The colors brown and white provide a strong contrast, enhancing the readability of the text. This shirt appeals to fans of zombie culture and those who enjoy a lighthearted approach to the apocalypse. The playful twist on the common knowledge trope resonates particularly well with individuals who appreciate dark humor. It serves as a great conversation piece for gatherings or as a fun addition to any casual outfit, allowing the wearer to showcase their quirky sense of humor.
Product details
- Print placement
- Front, Back, Front + Back
- Garment options
- 13 styles — unisex & women's tees, hoodies, sweatshirts, tanks, long-sleeve, and kids
- Available sizes
- S–5XL (range varies by garment)
- Material
- Preshrunk t-shirt in 100% cotton (Unisex Standard T-Shirt; blends vary by colour and garment — see Fabric & fit)
- Made to order
- Each item is printed after you order — nothing sits in a warehouse, so we cut needless waste.
- Care
- Machine wash cold inside-out, tumble dry low, and avoid ironing directly on the print.
Questions & answers
What does the phrase about zombie survival mean?
It humorously suggests that the wearer prioritizes zombie survival tips over traditional knowledge, reflecting an entertaining take on preparedness.
How does the design's typography enhance the message?
The bold typography makes the text stand out, ensuring the humorous message is clear and easily readable.
Who is this shirt designed for?
It’s ideal for fans of zombie culture or anyone who enjoys a playful twist on knowledge, making it a fun choice for casual wear.
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